TAKE my MONEY [smiles]

[zynli]

Zynli strolled through the sunny city, thus dubbed Sunyshore looking for a story. Little did he know, the story was about to happen to him. Instead of having a reason to interfere with others lives and things like a murder or robbery, he was about to be robbed.

[navitas]

That’s right, little did Zynli know, that as he walked down the road he would soon pass a fucking clown! This was noneother than the master thief Navitas, and upon seeing the posh lookin’ Zynli, the old fool couldn’t resist. Navitas kneeled down to go into sneak mode and slowly shuffled toward the strolling Zynli. Then, without any regard for physics, he stuffed his creepy ass hand into Zynli’s ass pocket and took his wallet. Chuckling from a job well done, Navitas got up and turned to leave.

[zynli]

Out of nowhere, Zynli felt something grab his ass and when he turned to look, there went a thief with his wallet. Disobeying everything you were supposed to do in these sorts of situations he began chasing after Navitas. "Stop that is my wallet! Cops, Lux, someone help!"

[navitas]

Navitas’ sneak was not at a high enough level it seems, as he was soon caught. Scrunching up his face with displeasure, Navitas decided to the logical thing, and begin yelling for help. “Help! This man stole my wallet!” Of course this would prove useless to both of them as everyone was conveniently elsewhere. Navitas eventually looked to his victim and asked in a pleasant voice, “Maybe you can just let this one go eh? Not like I took anything.” Silly Navitas, hiding the wallet behind your back and stuffing its contents into your back pocket won’t help you at all!

[zynli]

"That would be my wallet now give it back!" Zynli shouted trying to cause a scene, but no one was around to hear. "I'm not letting this go! Give it."

[navitas]

The kid wasn’t leaving. Doh think Navitas think! Ah, there was only one way to get rid of such persistent weasels. Navitas took some of the money that had come from the boy’s wallet and held it out. “Perhaps a bribe would do?”

[zynli]

"What do you think you're doing? Give me my wallet back!" Zynli whined snatching the money that Navitas had then offered up, but also hoping to get his wallet, too. He was unsuccessful at that and stood there waiting to be handed his wallet.

[navitas]

Navitas narrowed his eyes at the boy as he took the offered money, and after stuffing the last of the wallet’s contents into his pocket he said, “You’re rather rude, you obviously have NO idea how bribes work. Very well, here is your trinket.” Navitas dropped the empty wallet on the ground and turned to walk off, thinking that he had outsmarted the little twerp.

[zynli]

Zynli grabbed his wallet from the ground, but was not going to give up that easily. Once again he went chasing after Navitas unsure who this due thought he was. "What do you think you're doing?! Give me my money!"

[navitas]

Navitas heard the boy as he trailed him but gave zero fucks. He turned his head and in a snooty manner he replied, “I have no money of yours sir. Now good day!”

[zynli]

"Oh you definitely have my money, now once again, I ask for you to give it back!" Zynli said in a very snappy manner as he snapped his finger and opened his hand, obviously agravated.

[navitas]

Navitas quickly replied to the boy in a more feminine snappy voice, “Bitch you be crazy.” Navitas too snapped his fingers in a sassy manner and went right on his way.

[zynli]

"You don't know me!" Zynli rebuttled clapping his hands to the syllables. He gave a bitch, you be crazy look over his sunglasses annoyed that this guy wouldn't give him his money back.

[navitas]

Navitas replied in an even more over the top snappy voice, “Girl you gotta chill the fuck out alright?” He continued his stride, hoping that the kid would get tired soon.

[zynli]

"Uh, no bitch. I ain't gonna chill 'til I get my doo." Zynli sassed giving Navitas a wink as he motioned with his hand for the money to be given.