Hot Skateboard [Kat Get in Here]

A satisfying crack met Thanatos' ears, though that was nearly not good enough. A single crack? Really? No, there must be two - a perfectly even number. The sound of his skateboard's wheels being turned didn't even grace Thanatos' ears because of of how much he was concentrating upon his back.

Leaning to the side slightly he gave his torso a twist to the left and a twist to the right, repeating the process until his back finally did crack. "Ah..." he sighed in a satisfied manner, his two-toned golden eyes opening. The sight that met his eyes brought a wave of dumbfounded shock down upon Thanatos, the disbelief keeping him rooted to the ground.

Then there was anger...rage, even.

His skateboard was being carted away just feet from him by what looked like an over-sized dustbunny. Even worse, its fluffy hair (or was it fur?) was sticking up at all angles, not well-groomed in the slightest. "You disgusting, asymmetrical creature!" Thantos shouted, reaching his hands back to his shoulders, his fingers closing around the cool metal of his guns as he ripped them off of their straps against his back, spinning them in his hands as he brought them before his body, holding them upside-down, as was his signature.

"Get your hands off of that!" without hesitation, he fired both pistols at once, bullets flying from his Twin Demons.

Thanatos' normally passive expression was curled into one of displeasure. His mood had been decent upon waking up earlier, but over the course of the afternoon and evening it had become increasingly sour. His lip was pulled back into a soundless snarl and the trigger-fingers on his hands twitched against the metal beneath them.

He wouldn't waste bullets in the way of firing at nothing in particular, but if something, or even someone set him a bit off he swore left and right they would have bullets through their face within seconds. A slight incline in the Route had left his skateboard without momentum, and it slowed drastically once on the flat again. Dropping one foot to the side to press against the ground and keep moving, a sound caught his attention.

The hell?!

His golden eyes darted to the left immediately to a Mawile running for him as though its life depended on it. Out of the corner of his gaze he saw a larger, purple figure moving as well. Another pokemon.

"What is the deal?!" he demanded, jumping off the skateboard and spinning around. "Why the fuck are you all so attracted to me?!" Stepping on the edge of his skateboard, the item kicked up the opposite end into the air. With a twitch of his leg Thanatos sent it spinning towards the Mawile, aiming to knock it off its feet.

Stepping into a more defensive stance, he crossed his arms, one over the other, with his guns pointed at the pokemon, releasing a barrage of shots. Three for the massive Arbok's hood before a final for its face, and a corresponding four for the Mawile, three being blocked by the massive jaws sprouting from its head before penetrating through its chest as it tripped over the skateboard.

Breathing heavily with frustration, Thanatos was crouched low on his skateboard as he continued to keep it moving forward through the Johto Routes at a steady rate. This day was getting worse, and each time Thanatos felt it coudnt do that, karma for assuming simply bit his ass and proved him wrong.

Pulling up to the food district of the city he had entered, Thanatos got a cup of rice and some vegetables to eat before exiting the way he came, out of the city and away from the masses of people. There was no way he would have been able to find a spot at this hour that would allow an equal number of people to sit in his left against his right.

So, he opted for a bench on the Route once more. Sitting down, he propped his skateboard against the side of the bench and began to eat.

It wasn't much long after that a flash of movement caught his eye. Something short and bulky made a lunge. You have got to be shitting me! Almost as fast as the pokemon had made a mad jump for his skateboard, Thanatos had equally quickly set his meal down beside him and pulled one of his guns from his side, barely blinking as he shot it through the forehead, causing it to drop like a rock.

For good measure, Thanatos pulled the second gun from his other side and shot it through the back before placing his pistols next to each other and continuing his meal as though nothing had happened.