Guns and More Guns [Ariana]

Ariana tapped her fingers on he crossed legs as she listened to the old man in front of her babble. "It's the greatest torture devise on the market I tells ya, a real winner!" Ariana yawned, and the choked a bit from all the loose dust in this small little hut the man seemed to live in. It only had two rooms, and they were currently sitting in his "living room/office", which consisted of two chairs and a box. A high and mighty ego maniac like herself wouldn't usually associate herself with scum like this, but Mr. Jones as he called himself always delivered when he said he had something big. She hoped this time was no different.

Ariana stared at Mr. Jones for a long while before saying, "You keep saying that but I have yet to see proof. If you can't deliver old man..." Jones cut through, "Yes yes yes I know the deal. I promise ya, this won't be disappointing." He then proceeded to open the box that often acted as his desk in their meetings and revealed several rods as well as a odd spear looking devise. He turned around and began constructing something and when he turned back, he held out a javelin like weapon and said, "Ta da! It's called a Mega Taser...well the name is a work in progress but not even the military has their hands on this. Ya see, the spear tip is electrified, so you can stab it in and press the button and ten seconds later you'll have a brand spanking new pile of dust. It's also not too bad at cooking."

He handed the "Mega Taser" to Ariana, who swung it around a bit before pressing the button and poking the man. This caused the man to fly back out of his chair and begin wiggling on the floor. She observed it for a while until the man slowly began to get up and say, "T-t-t-that's-s-s-s not-t-t-t h-h-how you secure future deals." Ariana threw a large bag full of Poke in the still open box and exited the hut. The now much happier man yelled out, "Right then you have a good day miss." Before pouring the poke on the ground to begin counting it.

Ariana didn't get far before a massive amount of shooting was heard. Most of the people outside began scrambling around into their houses. Ariana simply stood swinging the Mega Taser between her fingers, trying to find where this could be happening. By the time she figured out the direction, the shooting had stopped. She followed anyway and eventually came upon a big pile of bodies with some dude scurrying about them, most likely taking anything that looked nice. When looking upon him, Ariana had the strangest feeling she's seen him before so she strolled over swinging her new weapon and said, "What chya looking for dear?"

((Forgive me for suckiness, I be tired <_>))

((Holy crap I'm late. What is wrong with me ;~

Ariana peered down at the man as he explained some sort of philosophy that Ariana had heard before but in several different versions. The man seemed to recognize her but Ariana still couldn't place her finger on where he had met him before. She guessed he worked for Team Rocket one way or another, which would explain the bodies because only a member of glorious Team Rocket would be able to pull off such death. That or a really messed up little boy.

Ariana looked around at the bodies, swinging the mega taser between her fingers. Then she looked at the loot the man gathered in his hands...and she got an idea. Let's see how his philosophy works against him. Ariana stabbed a body near the man in the chest before leaning on it and asking, "What, may I ask, do you plan to do with your...reward?" Ariana returned his twisted smirk with a sly smile of her own.

((Post is short, but I have muffins.))